Hating Alison Ashley (2005)
Alex Capelli: Barry Hollis
Quotes
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Barry : Do you know how violent they got? Someone could have taken my eye out with a tampon!
Miss Belmont : Uh-huh.
[slams Barry into wall]
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Barry Hollis : [Barry has just caught Erica spying on him and Alison. Erica spits the dirt in her mouth] Yurken, what are you doing here?
Erica Yurken : [on the floor, covered in dirt and flowers] I'm gonna sue you!
[Erica spits]
Erica Yurken : I was just... innocently... walking... up... your driveway, when this... wheelie bin just shot out in front of me... which was unsecured!
Alison Ashley : Were you spying on us?
Erica Yurken : [pointing her finger at Alison, warning her] How dare you! How *dare* you! No! No! The only reason I came, was to give you...
[reaches into her bag and gets Alison's camp form]
Erica Yurken : your stupid form... which...
[Erica spits]
Erica Yurken : you dropped at school!
Alison's mother : [from upstairs, woken up from all the racket outside. Barry flees as he hears Alison's mum yelling from upstairs] Alison? What on Earth is going on up there?
Alison Ashley : [to her mum] Um, nothing. The bin just... fell over. I'll clean it up.
Alison's mother : [from upstairs, yelling] Then who the hell is that screaming and crashing about?
Alison Ashley : It's nobody. Just get back to sleep. You got work tonight.
Erica Yurken : Nobody huh? Thanks a lot.
Alison Ashley : I didn't mean it like that.
Erica Yurken : No, I know what you mean. What I don't know is why I'd bother.
[handing Alison her form]
Erica Yurken : Here.
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Miss Belmont : Erica, I know I can rely on you to show Alison around.
Erica Yurken : Sure, Miss Belmont!
Barry : Yeah, I'll come too. After Erica gives you the freak-show; I'll show you the good stuff.
Erica Yurken : [introduces Alison to Barry] Alison, this is Barry Hollis, my stalker.
Barry : Yeah, you wish Yurken!
