The Longest Yard (2005)

Mark Robert Ellis: Stretcher Guy

Quotes 

• Guard Dunham : [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget]  That's how a white man runs the football!

  Earl Megget : Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!

  Guard Dunham : Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?

  Earl Megget : Switowski! Come here!

  [he comes running over] 

  Earl Megget : You know what he said in the library?

  [whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head] 

  Earl Megget : Yes. Him. Out!

  Switowski : [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs]  I think I made-ed him shit himself.

  Coach Nate Scarborough : I think he just shit himself.

  All Sportswriters : I think he just shit himself.

  Stretcher Guy : Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!

  Switowski : [jumps up and down celebrating]  See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!

  Earl Megget : [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher]  I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!

  Deacon Moss : And some diapers!