T.Bag's Christmas Turkey (1991 TV Movie)

John Hasler: T. Shirt

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Tabatha Bag : Oh, the place hasn't changed a bit. Depressing as ever.

  T-Shirt : Looks great to me.

  Tabatha Bag : Yes, well you didn't have to spend the first four hundred years of your life here, did you?

  T-Shirt : I can't wait to meet your mother. Is she anything like you? Or isn't she into biting the heads off live chickens?

  Tabatha Bag : My mother's nothing like me.

  T-Shirt : Ah, things are looking up.

  Tabatha Bag : Leaving home was the best move I ever made.

  T-Shirt : Anybody would think you didn't like living with your mother.

  Tabatha Bag : I felt like Pinocchio trapped in a lift with a woodpecker. Peck, peck, peck.

• Marguerita : Marguerita, get the boy a paper hat, velocemente.

  T-Shirt : Oh, eh, oh, this is very kind, but - oh...

  [Marguerita puts the paper hat on T. Shirts head] 

  Pepe : This is my papa, Pepe Pepperoni.

  Marguerita : That's easy for you to say.

  [laughs] 

  Pepe : We are the flying Pepperoni.

  Marguerita : The smallest, greatest show on earth.

  Pepe : The littlest big top in town.