Wedding Crashers (2005)
Dwight Yoakam: Mr. Kroeger
Quotes
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John Beckwith : That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles.
Mrs. Kroeger : I want them.
John Beckwith : Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger?
Mr. Kroeger : It would be not good at all. I earned those miles.
Mrs. Kroeger : Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.
Mr. Kroeger : She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean.
Mrs. Kroeger : She's a stripper, for God's sake.
Mr. Kroeger : She is not.
Mrs. Kroeger : Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!
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[Mr Kroeger's wife opens up a bottle of pills]
Mr. Kroeger : That's it! Go comatose for me, baby.
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[first lines]
Mr. Kroeger : I don't have custody of the kids.
Mrs. Kroeger : You know what?
Mr. Kroeger : I don't get custody.
Mrs. Kroeger : It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through.
Mr. Kroeger : Right now, right now, she doesn't know where the kids are, do you?
Mrs. Kroeger : Do not talk about me as a mother.
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Mrs. Kroeger : He can have the miles.
Mr. Kroeger : Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.