The Trap Door (1984–1986)
William Rushton: Berk, Boni, Narrator, The Thing Upstairs
Quotes
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Berk : RIGHT. It's *bonkin'* time! I loves a bit of bonkin'! Three, four, five, six, seven, can't remember the rest! Twelve!
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[opening lines]
Narrator : Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk...
Berk : Hello!
Narrator : ...overworked servant to the Thing Upstairs.
The Thing Upstairs : [roars] Berk, Feed me!
Narrator : But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the Trap Door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out.
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Berk : Well, denture-face, you weren't much help were you?
Boni : I never said I wanted to be!
