(2003 Video)

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Distasteful jail-bait aiming as low as you can go
lor_21 December 2016
Skeeter Kerkove directs and hosts this initial entry in a series for Sin City's gonzo Mayhem XXX subsidiary, an arrangement referred to in the BTS short subject comically as part of "The Justice System" (these films are all produced by Scott Justice). It's terrible porn.

Kerkove is not-better half of the marriage with Bridgette Kerkove, she being an authentic Adult icon and innovator -he being the usual creepy hanger-on. He introduces each of five segments in vulgar fashion, and looks like Central Casting's epitome of a sleazy pornographer.

The series title "Bait" is short for jail-bait, but even in today's market where blonde petites like Elsa Jean, Goldie Rush and Piper Perri are regularly exploited the lowlife nastiness imparted here back in 2003 is not matched. Most telling is a photo session documented in the BTS where the crew giggles and jokes how star Kitty "is the youngest looking girl in the business". Laughing about whether they will be raided by the police, it's all about fake (or substitute for) that very illegal child porn, as Kitty looks to be about 12 or 13, why she was cast, even though of course she's "legal", four months past her 18th birthday when this junker was shot.

Lingering awhile on the BTS content, it is also revealing in that untalented BTS cameraman Jason Silver, who appears as flunky on many XXX videos, makes a point of insulting all the actresses during this 7- minute "bonus" for the DVD. He asks them all sorts of questions and when they fail to answer quickly, or up to his expectations, he keeps remarking on how stupid they are. To counter this documented misogyny, I am hereby indicating how idiotic this sleazy Silver is, hung by his own rope.

Skeeter insists on calling this video "a love story", typical of the inverted values of an outlaw pornographer. One familiar male face is Frazer, a pioneering Brit Porn player who I have seen humping on many a Cathy Barry made in Brighton feature. Even more famous is Kato Kalin, his name spelled differently but passed off here as the infamous house guest made a celebrity during the O.J. Simpson trial. Whether fake or real, who cares?

Low point, or high point for fans of gross-out (probably the target audience for this pederast-baiting series) involves Kitty in a threesome with Ashley Blue and Trent Tesoro. Jim Powers, a top-notch director on his own, is cameraman carefully capturing the climactic anal cream pie Trent delivers, which Ashley then ejaculates into Kitty's mouth with a distinct brownish tint to the fresh spunk. As Pope Francis recently reminded us in his statement opposing the current "fake news" epidemic, coprophilia is a no-no (hence perfect for a gross-out porn video).

Claimed by Skeeter to be her first XXX video shoot, we have British import Jessica Loveitt, who came over with Frazer. He identifies himself in the BTS with the same surname, while Skeeter identifies him as the great Brit Porn star Angel Long's husband. I'd be interested in the real real-life relationship among the three of them, but that will have to wait until Adult Cinema historians take there job seriously (just look at the inane mini-bio displayed in IMDb now, submitted by the New Jersey clown who seems on the take, writing glowing reviews of every Vinegar Syndrome or other freebie that comes his way).

Mr. Pete and big-dicked Bret Rockman perform a few d.p.'s on poor Jessica Dee, an older looking Euro girl who deserved better than this Kerkove treatment and is counted among the many porno victims, contracting HIV and dying young at age 33. RIP.
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