Idiocracy (2006)
Dax Shepard: Frito
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Quotes
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Frito : [Acting as Joe's public defender] It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?
Pvt. Joe Bowers : I'm not guilty!
Frito : That's not what the other lawyer said.
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Frito : Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Pvt. Joe Bowers : In Costco?
Frito : Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
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Frito : I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
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Frito : Go away! 'Batin'!
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Pvt. Joe Bowers : Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito : I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
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Pvt. Joe Bowers : I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
Frito : Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?
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Frito : I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!
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[repeated line]
Frito : I like money.