Mr Don & Mr George (1993)

Jack Docherty: George McDiarmid

Quotes 

• George McDiarmid : [Reading from an encyclopedia]  Tea: A refreshing drink made from the leaves of an Indian bush.

  George McDiarmid : [Goes to table and shoves a houseplant into the teapot]  Right, I'll just wait for that to get hot and wet.

• Pawnbroker : You must think I'm Father Christmas!

  George McDiarmid : No, but he might.

  Donald McDiarmid : [Handing over letter]  Mountain bike and a Mechano please