- Chester: Turn off the camera Joe!... punch... How's it feel Joe? How's it feel? To be the guy! The guy in the eye!
- Mike: What night is tonight, Chemist?
- The Chemist: The Chemist says that tonight is the last night of the European tour with Taproot and Deftones... and is also the night that The Chemist and his associates derived a maticulous plan to destroy... The Deftones! Mua-ha-ha-ha! The idea was initially brought up by my associate Spike Minoda, who was undercover from the KGB. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water... with vodka! Once I apprehended the virgin waters I therefore took them to the "labrotory"... we... took place... in something very... devious!
- Camera Guy: Did you bring your water wings?
- Phoenix: I have one that goes around my waist, and it's got a little duck head in it.
- Rob: I have a shelter on me.
- Phoenix: Is that good?
- Rob: Also the sprinklers are kind of like probably six feet in front of me.
- Phoenix: So you're not going to get wet?
- Rob: I'll probably just get a little wet while the other guys are going to get soaked. It's good.
- [Later...]
- Rob: It was fun.
- Phoenix: You ended up getting wet?
- Rob: Ended up getting soaked. I didn't get out of it.
- Rob: No #2's in the bathroom. Only #1's. It's a rule that's been passed on from generation to generation.
- Joe: Everybody gets in (the chat room) except for me. And when I do get in, they don't believe that it's ME!
- Mike: [talking about trying to get room service] The funniest thing about chicken 'freak-acea' is the evolution of Dave changing how he said it, cause the guy on the phone laughed at him when he called up and asked for chicken fricassee.