The Trouble with Terkel (2004)
Anders Matthesen: Terkel, Arne, Jason, Sten, Saki, Johanna, Stewart, Leon, Gunnar, Solveig, Rita
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Quotes
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[after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window]
Caretaker : Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!
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Terkel : [on the phone, after Stewart's long song about all the childen he has helped out, nearly crying] But can't I just get a little bit of help?
Stewart : That's right Terkel, that's just what you're going to say if your weenie suddenly catches on fire one day...
Terkel : But...
Stewart : ...So long, and tell your dad I'll drop in and crush his face in a few days.
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Stewart : It's a joke. You can take it.
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[about Gunnar, the new teacher]
Jason : He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?
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Leon : [only word he says] No.
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Jason : Game over, fucking shitface!
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Saki : Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?
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Terkel : My teacher got run over by a bus...
Terkel's Mum : Well, you've had a full week then!
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Stewart : Surpise motherfucker!
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Jason : [Gunnar is lying on the ground with an iron bar buried in his forhead] He looks like a fucking giant ice lolly!
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[singing]
Jason : I can't believe I've never seen/I can, like, not understand it/this is the first fucking time I see you
[oooh oooh]
Jason : /you're an awesome way to pass the time/yeah, you're the bitch in my life/like lightning, what's wrong with me?
[woooh oooh oooh]
Jason : I think I've been blind until today/when you suddenly looked at me and said/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/
[woooh ooh]
Jason : what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/it feels so fucking wild/think of all the time I've wasted/you're all I want, I think I've been converted
[ooh ooh]
Jason : /and suddenly here I stand/now I can see how fine you are/and I'll get really pissed if you have a boyfriend
[oooh oooh oooh]
Jason : /I can only hope that you will be my girl/ and you are motherfucking fresh on it, who came and said to me/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/
[woooh ooh]
Jason : what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/
[woooh ooh]
Jason : what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space...
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Jason : Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!
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Sigge : When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before - "funky" - what does it mean?
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Terkel's Mum : Torkel, you're not on the ramp are you?
Terkel : No, mum, I...
Terkel's Mum : Well if you are then come home this instant! You know wet wood spreads SARS!
