Tony Hawk's Underground (I) (2003 Video Game)

Larc Spies: Male Player

Quotes 

• [the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle] 

  Eric Sparrow : Wassuuuuup?

  [pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Me and Vladimir here are feeling good tonight!

  [pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow?

  [he stumbles] 

  Eric Sparrow : Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...

  [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank] 

  Male Player : ...you can't be serious.

  [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat] 

  Eric Sparrow : Oh man, Bam's gonna be so jealous when he finds out about this!

  Male Player : Dude, stop it!

  [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank] 

  Eric Sparrow : Whooooooooooooo! Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge!

  [He sings a charge theme] 

  Eric Sparrow : Do a Smith grind, man, whoo!

  [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]