Jak II (2003 Video Game)

Chris Cox: Pecker, Agent 1

Quotes 

• Pecker : Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.

  Jak : But we've never met before.

  Pecker : Before... after... it is all the same.

  Daxter : Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah... she wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No... no... I got it! For many moons... she has... waited for... a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh... oh... I know, she's got a hairball? A hair lip? A hairy chest?

• Pecker : Listen tiny tail, I was leading my hundredth flock south before you had fur one between your legs! Not that your fur means anything!

  Daxter : At least I'm not some over stuffed, over yappin', feather dusty mouthpiece for the world's oldest professional! Jak says, 'have a nice day.' Jak says, 'I can't think on my own.' Jak says 'Go bite yourself!'

  Pecker : That's it, rat boy! Now you've really pissed me off!

• Pecker : I am Pecker! Yes, yes, I know, my mother, she was... very vindictive.

• Pecker : Behold! The Seal of Mar is now complete. Onin says the three artifacts you've retrieved from the Mountain Temple... arrrrk... are relics from an ancient Light Tower. Old songs tell how this light tower once shined down on the actual site of Mar's tomb! I sing one of these songs for you.

  [singing, badly] 

  Pecker : "From the mists of time, Mar's light would shine..."

  Jak : Whoa there iron lungs! Just tell us what we need to do.

  Pecker : Cretins with no taste, huh?