The Pink Panther (2006)
Stéphane Boucher: Security Agent
Quotes
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TSA Agent : What's in your pocket, sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Nothing.
TSA Agent : Sir, I'll say again, what's in your pocket?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Nothing.
TSA Agent : I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau proceeds to mumble the word 'hamburger' in an unintelligible manner throughout his interrogation] All right. I have, in my pocket... a couple of 'hambworstforts'.
TSA Agent : What?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I have in my pocket... a couple of 'dolvargars'.
TSA Agent : Sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau continues to mumble the word 'Hamburger'] 'Handbirders'.
TSA Agent : Sir, in your pocket, you have...?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : All right, I have four... 'Hanholders'.
TSA Agent : I'm sorry. Once more?.
[Clouseau mumbles something unintelligible that sounds like'hamburger', but the TSA agent cannot understand Clouseau's thick French accent]
TSA Agent : Again!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : 'Damburrs'!
TSA Agent : Sir?
[a man in the crowd says "Hey, what's that"?]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : 'Damburger'!
TSA Agent : Sir-- sir, I'm losing my patience.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?
TSA Agent : Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I'm simply telling you I have a couple of 'tamburthers'.
TSA Agent : I've got an End darter down on six, I've got an End darter down on six!
National Guard : Locked and loaded, sir!
Security Agent : Show me your hands, sir!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : All right, I'll just show you.
[Clouseau attempts to take the hamburgers out of his pocket, and Ponton tries to keep Clouseau from making a fool of himself]
Security Guard : No, no, no! Stay here, sir!