Bonjour Monsieur Shlomi (2003)

Esti Zakheim: Ruhama Bar-Dayan

Quotes 

• Ruhama Bar-Dayan : He nearly chopped off my finger. How can I go to work with a chopped off finger?

• Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Did you have the geography test today?

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : Math.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Did you do good?

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : No.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Never mind.

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : They'll end up kicking me out.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Oh, no, they won't. I'll make a scene they'll never forget. You were such a whiz kid when you were little. You knew the whole multiplication table by heart. The minute you started school you turned into a dummy.

  Shlomi Bar-Dayan : Mom, cut it out.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Just finish high school so you'll be like everyone else, go to the army, work at a restaurant, and one day you'll have your own. You don't have to be a genius to be a cook. Look at what's-his-name on TV, that cook.

• Robert Bar-Dayan : Tell her I'm dying.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Tell him if he doesn't beat it, I'm calling the police.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : I was at the doctor's.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : He can drop dead. I won't come to his funeral even if he sends me a limo.

  Robert Bar-Dayan : How can I send one if I'm dead. A guy's dead and she wants me to send a limo.

• Grandfather Bar-Dayan : [to Ruhama in reference to Doron]  He takes money from Shlomi without asking.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : [busy getting ready for work]  He'll pay him back.

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : He never pays him back. I do!

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Then everything's all right, right?

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : Shlomi's your son, too, not only Doron.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Do me a favor and butt out.

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : You discriminate between them. All that talk about his kidneys. He's been healthy for five years now. Enough of your excuses, Ruhama.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Bardavan, I have a double-shift today, so don't bug me. I'm warning you.

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : What'll you do? Throw me out like you did to Robert? Don't forget, this is MY house! You may be my daughter-in-law - and I love you like a daughter - but there's a limit to every limit.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : What?

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : There's a limit to every limit.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : What does THAT mean?

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : That there's a limit to every limit.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Stop it!

  Grandfather Bar-Dayan : Don't yell at me! I was yelled at enough in my life!

• Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Where are your parents?

  Rona : At their house.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Why aren't you with them?

  Rona : I left two years ago.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Why?

  Rona : They got on my nerves.

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Really? How?

  Rona : They asked me too many questions.

• Ruhama Bar-Dayan : Stop shushing everyone. What're you, a librarian?

• [Doron enters wearing nothing but bikini briefs, shoes and a towel over one shoulder] 

  Ziva : [to Ruhama]  Why is he walking around like that in front of the boys?

  Ruhama Bar-Dayan : [to Doron]  Put something on.

  Doron Bar-Dayan : [smugly]  I don't feel like it. My balls hurt, okay?