Pizza (I) (2005)

Ethan Embry: Matt Firenze

Quotes 

• Matt Firenze : You are the nosiest, most insensitive, caustic girl I've ever met.

  Cara-Ethyl : [happily]  Really?

  Matt Firenze : That's not a compliment.

• Cara-Ethyl : I suck, don't I?

  Matt Firenze : Well... yeah.

• Matt Firenze : Well, I guess I'll do anything if I'm drunk and desperate enough.

• Matt Firenze : Love sucks. Avoid it at all costs.

• Matt Firenze : Coffee for you.

  Cara-Ethyl : I'm perfectly sober!

  [inside her head] 

  Cara-Ethyl : Sobriety is for aardvarks, you ass.

• Cara-Ethyl : Matt, maybe this is a good thing.

  Matt Firenze : Can you shut up for once?

  Cara-Ethyl : No, listen. The truth is good. The truth shall set you free.

  Matt Firenze : No. Sometimes the truth shall set you back.

• Matt Firenze : Be friendly. You got it?

  Cara-Ethyl : I'll be an absolute prostitute.

• Matt Firenze : Pizza's my buffalo.