Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Diedrich Bader: Rex

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• Rex : I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

• Rex : At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back - AT ALL TIMES. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

  [points to Kip] 

  Rex : [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants]  Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

  Rex : [Points to a picture of a hulking, body builder woman on the wall]  Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

• Rex : Bow to your sen-sei.

  [Kip bows slightly] 

  Rex : [shouts]  Bow to your sen-sei!

• Starla : [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial]  I don't feel comfortable reading this.

  Uncle Rico : Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me?

  [Rex drives up outside the home] 

  Uncle Rico : [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink]  You could be... somewhere around... here

  [positions the pots in front of her breasts] 

  Rex : [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand]  Come here, boy!

  [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]