Paradise Hotel (2003–2019)

Tara Gerard: Self

Quotes 

• Charla Pihlstrom : Let's pray to God.

  Tara Gerard : Okay.

  [the three all link arms] 

  Amanda Dominguez : Dear God, please let Scott pick me so that I can say these hott ass bitches in Pardise.

  Charla Pihlstrom : There's no swearing when were praying to God.

  Amanda Dominguez : Oops. Sorry. In your name we pray, amen.

  Tara Gerard : Amen.

  Charla Pihlstrom : I'm not done yet.

  [Silence] 

  Charla Pihlstrom : Amen.

• Tara Gerard : [Impersonating the host, Amanda]  Charla, you must pack your bags and check out of Paradise, FOREVA.

• Toni Ferrari : I'm gonna say something here real quick. My instincts are back up. And I mean they are back up, and they are strong. Period. I know something's going on. If I hear one more ounce of "I want this person out or this person out" and I think this person at the table knows exactly what I'm saying. Stop it. Cus I know. If you have something to say to any one of us, say it in the open. And I'm serious.

  Charla Pihlstrom : Who do you think has said something?

  Toni Ferrari : I think it's you two.

  [Looking at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : You're both against me and back stabbing me, it's ridiculous. If you want me out, fine, but that will be her decision.

  [Looks over to Holly and then back at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : Do not run up to the new people and kiss their tail. She's gonna decide on who she wants to with and that is her choice, there is no pressure. She doesn't kick me off. You do. Do not use the new people. And that's all I gotta say.

  Tara Gerard : I would like you to know something before you go...

  Toni Ferrari : I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. Right now, I'm pissed and I just need time to calm down.

• Tara Gerard : [On the phone to Dave]  Tom has a pet monkey named Smokey.

  Dave Kerpen : Nah, too weird for me.

  Tara Gerard : I know!