Chicken Little (2005)

Garry Marshall: Buck Cluck

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Buck Cluck : [voice over]  Now, where to begin?

  [shaft of light and pixie dust] 

  Buck Cluck : How about "Once upon a time"?

  [screen suddenly goes black] 

  Buck Cluck : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else.

  [gasps] 

  Buck Cluck : I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

  [opening to The Lion King] 

  Buck Cluck : No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

  [a storybook] 

  Buck Cluck : Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.

• Buck Cluck : You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

• Buck Cluck : What, what? You have to go to the bathroom?

  [Alien kid shakes head] 

  Buck Cluck : You want juice?

  [kid shakes head again] 

  Buck Cluck : A Snack?

  [kid shakes head again] 

  Buck Cluck : Corndog? On a stick?

  [kid starts to lose temper] 

  Buck Cluck : Want to play some golf? What do you want?

  Kirby - Alien Kid : [makes irritated noises] 

  Buck Cluck : I stink at this...

• Buck Cluck : The commemorative plates.

  Chicken Little : Yeah, yeah.

  Buck Cluck : You know, you saw them, right?

  Chicken Little : Yeah, I saw them.

  Buck Cluck : You can't eat off 'em, but they're there.

  Chicken Little : Well, they're not microwave safe.

• Buck Cluck : Oh, yes, I do see the skywriting there. Thank goodness the cloud blocked the last letter.

• Buck Cluck : I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.

  Chicken Little : I just hope they stay true to what really happened?

  Buck Cluck : Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.

• Buck Cluck : [while being aimed at with particle disintegrators alongside Chicken Little]  Oh, snap...

• Buck Cluck : Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...

  Chicken Little : No, I don't like stamps.

• Buck Cluck : [From trailer]  Son, there's something I want you to know.

  Chicken Little : What, dad?

  Buck Cluck : In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl!