Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Mutt Williams : You're a teacher?

Mutt Williams : [Landing in duck boat after retrieving skull from Irina, looks at Indy] Whoa.

Indiana Jones : [Smiles back at mutt] Whoa.

[Looks ahead]

Mutt Williams : [Looking at Indy and Marion] No! No, he was British! My dad was an RAF Pilot; he was a war hero; not some school teacher!

Marion Ravenwood : No, sweetheart! Collin was your step father. We started dating 3 months after you were born! He was a good man!

Indiana Jones : Wait, wait, wait. Collin? As in Collin Williams? You... Ha! You married him? I introduced you!

Marion Ravenwood : I think you gave up your vote on who I married, when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!

Indiana Jones : I think we both knew Marion, it wasn't gonna work!

Marion Ravenwood : You didn't know that! Why didn't you ever talk to me about it?

Indiana Jones : Because we never had an argument I won!

Marion Ravenwood : It's not my fault if you can't keep up!

Indiana Jones : I didn't want to hurt you!

Dovchenko : Oh, for love of God! Shut the hell up!

Marion Ravenwood : Didn't you ever wonder why Ox stopped writing? He hated that you ran away!

Mutt Williams : Would you two just stop!

Indiana Jones : Yeah, Marion! Let's not let the kid see mom and dad fight!

Mutt Williams : You're not my dad, okay?

Indiana Jones : You bet I am, and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!

Mutt Williams : Really! What happened to "There's not a damn thing wrong with it, kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different"? You don't remember saying that!

Indiana Jones : That was before I was your father!

Mutt Williams : You're not my father!

Marion Ravenwood : [Dovchenko gets up] Oh yes, he is your father!

Indiana Jones : You should've told me about the kid, Marion; I had a right to know!

Marion Ravenwood : [Dovchenko gags Marion's mouth] You vanished, after that!

Indiana Jones : I wrote!

Marion Ravenwood : [muffled by the gag] A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!

Indiana Jones : Why are you bothering to tell me now?

Marion Ravenwood : Because I thought we were gonna die!

Indiana Jones : Not yet!

[Indy and Mutt start kicking Dovchenko until he falls over]

Mutt Williams : [Mutt empties his knife out of his shoe and throws it to Indy, and it lands on Indy's shoulder and drops to Indy's hand] Got it?

[hears a rip]

Mutt Williams : Oh shit!

[Indy cuts himself loose, then Mutt]

Marion Ravenwood : [Indy goes over to Marion. She lifts her head, requesting he pull the gag out. He pulls the gag out of her mouth and begins to cut the ropes binding her hands] I'm sure I wasn't the only one moving on with my life, there must have been plenty of women for you over the years.

Indiana Jones : There were a few. But they all had the same problem.

Marion Ravenwood : Oh yeah, what's that?

Indiana Jones : [rips a hole in the roof to climb through] They weren't you, honey.

[He climbs out of the truck]

Mutt Williams : You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight.

Indiana Jones : Thanks.

Mutt Williams : What are you, like, 80?

Indiana Jones : Why don't you stick around, Junior?

Mutt Williams : [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Dad!

[gives Indy a questioning look]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Dad?

Indiana Jones : Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.

Mutt Williams : One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?

Indiana Jones : How big?

Mutt Williams : Huge!

Indiana Jones : Good.

Mutt Williams : Good?

Indiana Jones : When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.

Indiana Jones : Marion!

Marion Ravenwood : Well, it's about time you showed up, Jones.

Mutt Williams : Mom!

Marion Ravenwood : [looks at Mutt] Sweetheart! What in the world are you doing here?

Indiana Jones : [looks at them] Mom?

Mutt Williams : [ignores Indy] Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?

Indiana Jones : Marion is your...

Marion Ravenwood : [Indy is still ignored] Young man, I specifically told you...

Indiana Jones : ...your mother?

Marion Ravenwood : [still ignores Indy] ... not to come down here.

Indiana Jones : Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood : [ignores him once more] I should've known Jones would drag you into this.

Indiana Jones : Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood : [stops ignoring him] For cryin' out loud, Jones, is it so hard to figure out?

Indiana Jones : [noticing a giant group of ants] Siafu.

Mutt Williams : What?

Indiana Jones : Big damn ants! Go!

Mutt Williams : [as Indy sinks in a dry sandpit, he is passed a long snake] Grab on. Grab it.

Mutt Williams : Just grab it, Indy.

Mutt Williams : It's a rat snake!

Indiana Jones : Rat snakes aren't that big.

Mutt Williams : Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!

Indiana Jones : Go get something else.

Mutt Williams : Like what?

Indiana Jones : Like a rope or something.

Mutt Williams : There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!

[Indy sinks further down]

Indiana Jones : Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.

Marion Ravenwood : There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.

Indiana Jones : No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.

Mutt Williams : Grab the snake!

Indiana Jones : Stop calling it that!

Mutt Williams : It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?

Indiana Jones : Say "rope."

Mutt Williams : What?

Indiana Jones : Say "Grab the rope"!

Mutt Williams , Marion Ravenwood : Grab the rope!

Mutt Williams : Hold tight. It's slimy.

[Marion and Mutt pull Indy out of the sand pit]

Indiana Jones : Get rid of that thing, will ya... son?

Mutt Williams : [as he throws the snake to get rid of it] Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.

Mutt Williams : [in a graveyard]

[reading a sign]

Mutt Williams : "Grave robbers will be shot."

Indiana Jones : Good thing we're not grave robbers.

Indiana Jones : What's your mom's name again?

Mutt Williams : Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?

Indiana Jones : There've been a lot of Marys, kid.

Mutt Williams : [jolts up from chair] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother.

Indiana Jones : You don't have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.

Mutt Williams : Mom!

Indiana Jones : Honey!

Mac : Slow down!

Indiana Jones : Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!

Marion Ravenwood : That's the idea!

Indiana Jones : Bad idea; give me the wheel!

Marion Ravenwood : Trust me!

[Steps on gas]

Marion Ravenwood : [Mutt screems]

[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]

Indiana Jones : Don't ever do that again!

Marion Ravenwood : Yes, dear!

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Three times it drops! The way down...

Indiana Jones : Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!

[Go off water]

Indiana Jones : [Everyone screems]

Indiana Jones : [Coughing] Three times it drops?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Three times it drops!

Mutt Williams : He means by land?

Marion Ravenwood : Oh, what does he mean?

Indiana Jones : He means one... two...

[Go off another waterfall]

Indiana Jones : [Coughing] ... Three!

[Takes off hat]

Indiana Jones : [Go off biggest waterfall]

[Screeming]

Indiana Jones : [Marion still holding wheel with no truck!] Marion! Marion!

[Pulls wheel out of her hands]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Through eyes at last I saw in tears...

Mutt Williams : ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!

Indiana Jones : The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!

Mutt Williams : Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!

[Pointing at Ox]

Mutt Williams : Look what it did to him!

Indiana Jones : I have to return it!

Marion Ravenwood : Why you?

Indiana Jones : Because it told me to!

Mutt Williams : I took Spanish. I didn't understand a word of that. What was it?

Indiana Jones : Quechua, local Incan dialect.

Mutt Williams : Where'd you learn that one?

Indiana Jones : Long story.

Mutt Williams : I got time.

Indiana Jones : I rode with Pancho Villa. A couple of his guys spoke it.

Mutt Williams : Bullshit!

Indiana Jones : You asked.

Indiana Jones : Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.

Mutt Williams : Why?

Indiana Jones : Honor the gods.

Mutt Williams : No, no. God's head is not like that, man.

Indiana Jones : Depends on who your god is.

Mutt Williams : Name's Mutt, Mutt Williams.

Indiana Jones : Mutt?

Mutt Williams : Yeah.

Indiana Jones : What kind of name is that?

Mutt Williams : It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?

Indiana Jones : Take it easy.

Mutt Williams : What's he gonna do now?

Marion Ravenwood : I don't think he plans that far ahead.

Mutt Williams : Yeah.

Indiana Jones : [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will you, Son?

Mutt Williams : Don't call me "son." Don't.

Indiana Jones : [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you.

[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]

Indiana Jones : Duck! Duck!

[last lines]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Well done, Henry!

Indiana Jones , Mutt Williams : Thanks, Ox.

Mutt Williams : [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

[takes his comb out of his pocket]

Mutt Williams : Uh-huh?

[combs his hair]

Mutt Williams : I'm ready.

[to Indy]

Mutt Williams : Don't give these pigs a thing.

Indiana Jones : [to Spalko] You heard him.

Mutt Williams : I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?

Indiana Jones : The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure." But their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

Indiana Jones : Ox has got the skull. Marion, take the wheel.

Mutt Williams : That's not fair. She drove the truck.

Indiana Jones : Don't be a child. Find something to fight with.

Mutt Williams : Professor, this really is a dead end. Look.

Indiana Jones : [after climbing on the rock and noticing that it shifts with force, tilting it first away, and then back to Mutt, with a grin] Come on, genius.

Indiana Jones : [Mutt's knife and some gold coins adhere to the Skull] Crystal's not magnetic.

Mutt Williams : Neither is gold.

Mutt Williams : What are they? Spacemen?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley : [completely sanely] Interdimensional beings, in point of fact.

Indiana Jones : [dryly] Welcome back, Ox.

Indiana Jones : This is incredible.

Mutt Williams : Unreal.

Mutt Williams : [he and Indy are being chased by KGB agents, he is starting up his motorcycle] Get on, Gramps!

Mutt Williams : [to Indy] What are you looking at, Daddy-o?

[points to Irina]

Mutt Williams : She's getting away!

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [to Russian soldiers] Prinesite yom!

Marion Ravenwood : [Struggling] Get your hands off me, you rotten Russki son of a bitch!

Marion Ravenwood : Indiana Jones.

Marion Ravenwood : [Indy shrugs and laughs] About time you showed up.

Mutt Williams : Mom!

Marion Ravenwood : Sweetheart.

[Runs over to Mutt and hug him]

Indiana Jones : "Mom"?

Indiana Jones : [he, Mutt, Marion, and Oxley have just escaped the Soviets and are now running through the Amazon jungle] Kid, what the hell are we doing?

Mutt Williams : They were gonna kill us!

Indiana Jones : Well, maybe.

Mutt Williams : Somebody had to do something!

Indiana Jones : Something else would've been good.

Mutt Williams : At least I got a plan.

Indiana Jones : This is intolerable! Harold, for gods sakes, keep up!

Mutt Williams : [Mutt is driving his motorcycle through the university library] Split, split, split, split!

Indiana Jones : You're going too fast!

Mutt Williams : That's a matter of opinion!

Indiana Jones : I haven't talked to Harold Oxley in 20 years. He's a brilliant guy. He could put you to sleep just by talking.

Mutt Williams : Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, that's how I did get to sleep. Oxley's voice was better than a glass of warm milk, you know.

Mutt Williams : She said if anybody could find the skull, it's you. Like you're some type of... Like a grave robber or something.

Indiana Jones : I'm a tenured professor of archeology.

Indiana Jones : There are a number of crystal skulls in the world. I saw one in the British Museum. Interesting craftsmanship, but that's about it.

Mutt Williams : All right, well laugh if you want. Oxley said he found it this time. He said this was was real and he was off to a place called Akator with it.

Indiana Jones : [Calmy] Akator? He said that? You're sure?

Mutt Williams : Yeah. That's what he said. He said Akator. What is it?

Indiana Jones : It's a mythical lost city in the Amazon. Conquistadors called it El Dorado. Supposedly the Ugah tribe were chosen by the Gods 7,000 years ago to build a giant city out of - solid gold. It had aqueducts and paved roads and technology that wouldn't be seen again for another 5,000 years. Francisco de Orellana disappeared into the Amazon looking for it in 1546. I almost died of Typhus looking for it myself. I don't think it exists.

Mutt Williams : Why would Ox want to take the skull there?

Indiana Jones : Well legends says that a crystal skull was stollen from Akator in the 15th or 16th century, and that whoever returns the skull to the city temple, will be given control over its power.

Mutt Williams : [Excited] Power. Right. So there's some kind of power. What's the power?

Indiana Jones : [Scoffs] I don't know kid, it's just a story.

Mutt Williams : No. From this letter, my mom thought the Ox was off his rocker. Ya know, smog in the noggin', so she goes down there to find him. Only he'd already been kidnapped. So now they got here too. Now, Ox said he hid that skull someplace, and if my mom doesn't come up with it, they're gonna kill them both. Now, she said you'd help me.

[Indy and Mutt have found the Crystal Skull in Orellana's grave]

Indiana Jones : Crystal's not magnetic.

Mutt Williams : Neither is gold.

Indiana Jones : [clutches the Skull] What is this thing?

Mutt Williams : Maybe the Nazca Indians thought this *was* their god. You think this is the one from--?

Indiana Jones : From Akator. Maybe the Spaniards found this skull along with all this other loot. They were headed for their ships along the shore. Maybe the Indians caught up with them or... they got to squabbling amongst themselves over their prize, kill each other off. The Indians wrap them up and bury them. A couple of hundred years later, Oxley shows up here, finds the Skull and takes it away, maybe to Akator. But then he returns it here.

Mutt Williams : Return. Return, like he wrote on the walls of his cell!

Indiana Jones : He put it back where he found it. Why?

Indiana Jones : One, two, three, four, five, six... seven. Orellana and his men might've made it out of the jungle after all.

[he and Mutt approach one of the mummies]

Indiana Jones : Give me some light.

[Mutt holds up the lantern as Indy tugs at the wrappings on the mummy, but they don't break]

Indiana Jones : Don't have a knife, do you?

[Mutt gives Indy his switchblade; Indy cuts a hole in the wrappings and tears them open, revealing the head of a dead man wearing a Spanish helmet]

Mutt Williams : [gasps] Looks like he just died yesterday.

Indiana Jones : It's the wrappings. They preserved him.

[they watch in horror as skin on the dead man's face cracks and crumbles away]

Mutt Williams : What just happened?

Indiana Jones : He's been wrapped up for 500 years. Air doesn't agree with him.

Indiana Jones : Ox didn't mean Orellana's birthplace. "Cradle" has another meaning in Mayan. Literally, it means "resting place," as in "final resting place." Ox meant Orellana's grave. This drawing scratched into the floor... is the cemetery where he's buried.

Mutt Williams : You said Orellana vanished and nobody ever found his grave.

Indiana Jones : Well, looks like Harold Oxley did.

Indiana Jones : This riddle in Oxley's letter doesn't make any sense. "Follow the lines that only the gods can read that lead to Orellana's cradle." Cradle, cradle, birth. Orellana wasn't born in Peru. He was born in Spain. He was a conquistador. He came here for the gold.

Mutt Williams : What happened to him?

Indiana Jones : Disappeared along with six others. Their bodies were never found.

Indiana Jones : [chuckling] Dance on your own dime, will ya?

Mutt Williams : [panicking] One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?

Indiana Jones : How big?

Mutt Williams : *Huge*!

Indiana Jones : Good.

Mutt Williams : Good?

Indiana Jones : When it comes to scorpions, the bigger, the better. *Small* one bites ya, don't keep it to yourself.

Mutt Williams : I don't understand. Why this legend of a city of gold?

Indiana Jones : The Ugha word for "gold" translates as "treasure," but their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

Indiana Jones : What do you do for money?