Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Cate Blanchett: Irina Spalko

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• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage]  So, Dr. Jones, you will help us?

  [a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back] 

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : A simple "yes" will do.

  Indiana Jones : Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.

  Marion Ravenwood : Not like you did any better.

  Indiana Jones : Same old, same old.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's secrets. To place our thoughts into the minds of your leaders. Make your teachers teach the true version of history, your soldiers attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your dreams, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.

  Indiana Jones : Well, you know me, always glad to help.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : This warehouse is where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets, yes?

  Indiana Jones : This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.

  Indiana Jones : Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Don't toy with me, Dr. Jones. What is the point of all this?

  Indiana Jones : If it's still magnetic, the metal in this gun powder should point the way.

• Indiana Jones : You're not from around here, are you?

  Agent Irina Spalko : [taking off her glasses]  Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?

  Indiana Jones : Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those wubble-u's, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?

  Indiana Jones : I like Ike.

  Dovchenko : Put down gun.

  Indiana Jones : You got it, pal.

  [Drops gun, and gun fires off] 

• Mac : You broke my nose!

  Indiana Jones : I told you.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Enough! You will speak to Oxley and lead us to Akator, yes?

  Indiana Jones : Nyet.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Take him outside.

• Indiana Jones : Be careful, you may get exactly what you wish for.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : I usually do.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Do svidanya, Dr. Jones.

• Indiana Jones : [Studying Oxley's drawings]  "The water sleeps until the great snake." These aren't just drawings, they're directions. Get me a map!

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Karta!

• [repeated line] 

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : I want to know!

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [while sword fighting with Mutt]  You fight like a young man. Eager to begin, quick to finish.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [to Russian soldiers]  Prinesite yom!

  Marion Ravenwood : [Struggling]  Get your hands off me, you rotten Russki son of a bitch!

  Marion Ravenwood : Indiana Jones.

  Marion Ravenwood : [Indy shrugs and laughs]  About time you showed up.

  Mutt Williams : Mom!

  Marion Ravenwood : Sweetheart.

  [Runs over to Mutt and hug him] 

  Indiana Jones : "Mom"?

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [Upon seeing alien body in box]  Flying Saucer!

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Where was he found?

  Dovchenko : In Mexico. They were digging in the dirt, looking for this stuff.

  [Dovchenko drops pottery then Spalko kicks it] 

• [Jones is trying to escape Area 51] 

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [to her minions standing next to her]  He's not to get out of here alive! Block the exits!

• Mac : [Spalko is testing the skull on Jones; Jones is starting to react to it]  That's enough. That's enough. If he dies, we can't get there.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Cover it.

  [one of her minions covers the crystal skull with a burlap sack] 

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Colonel Dr. Irina Spalko. Three times - I have received Order of Lenin. Also medal as Hero of Socialist Labor. And why? Because I know things. I know them before anyone else. And what I do not know, I find out.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [soft slap on Indy's cheek]  You are a hard man to read, Dr. Jones.

  Indiana Jones : [sarcastically]  Ouch.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." You recognise those words? It was your own Dr. Oppenheimer after he created the atomic bomb.

  Indiana Jones : He was quoting the Hindu bible.

  Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : It was nuclear intimidation.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : We need someone to interpret him for us. His mind, it seems, is quite weak. Let's hope yours is stronger. The skull's crystal stimulates an undeveloped part of the human brain, opening a psychic channel. Oxley lost control of his mind by staring too long into its eyes. We believe you can get through to him after you have done the same.

  Indiana Jones : I've got a better idea. You look at it.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Surely you're not afraid, Dr. Jones. You've spent your entire life searching for answers.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : A mind weapon. A new frontier of psychic warfare. That was Stalin's dream.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : The skull does not speak to everyone, it seems.

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Do svidaniya, Dr. Jones!

• Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Najdite!

  Dovchenko : Prinesite mashinu bystra!