Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Rosenberg

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• Goldstein : Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

  Harold : Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?

  Rosenberg : Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

  Goldstein : Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!

  Rosenberg : Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.

  Goldstein : So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.

  Rosenberg : [shrugs; beat]  Touché.

• Rosenberg : I think Kumar's a "faygele".

  Goldstein : Oh, they're totally gay for each other.

  Rosenberg : Hey, you wanna suck on this?

  Goldstein : Uh-huh. Mmm.

• Rosenberg : Boobies, boobies, boobies!