Rock Me, Baby (2003–2004)
Tammy Townsend: Pam Gibson
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Quotes
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Pam : I often forget guys that annoy me. I call it Pamnesia.
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Pam : Babies, football, and Carl. Who knew they served quiche in hell?
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Pam : Boy, look at these misfits. This place looks like a 7-11 after midnight.
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Pam : I don't date guys like him unless they're rich and in very poor health.
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Pam : When you have a dinner party, I'm there... even though I know Carl's gonna be staring like it's his birthday and my ass is the cake.
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Pam : Besides, there is nothing sexier than stripping in front of a bunch of strangers. Or people you know. Ah, hell, I guess the key here is just getting naked.
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Pam : Well, hello, my name's Pam. But my stripper name is Pam... demonium. And I'm here because I got the package--I just wanna learn how to deliver it.
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Pam : Oooohh, that woman is hot! You know, I don't swing that way, but if I did... Mmmmmm, Jessica Alba!
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Pam : OL, so you sent him to interview Jessica Alba with explicit instructions not to mention his wife? Good move, Beth.
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Pam : I don't like comin' over here when you and Jimmy are fighting. The tension's bad for my digestion. I'll have to start eating my meals at home. I'll still be getting 'em here, I'll just be taking them home.
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Pam : Carl, the way they're staring at us to see if we'll hook up, it's... it's like we're on "Elimidate".
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Pam : Who's ready to shop? Because there are some clothes out there that are dying to try me on.
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Pam : If I wanted to be watched all the time, I'd reconnect the webcam in my bedroom.
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Beth : OK, if we are going to tame the wild booty monster inside of you, then we have to do a "flirt intervention". The first step is to recognize that you cannot flirt your way through life.
Pam : What are you talking about? I just flirt socially... on weekends... at parties... Oh, it doesn't hurt anyone.
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Beth : Now, do you remember when you started flirting?
Pam : Yes. I was five. Little Timmy Johnson had this toy truck. I didn't want the truck, but I wanted him to give me the truck. So I batted my eyes and I told him how fine he looked in that sandbox. Well the next thing you know, I had his truck, all his action figures and the keys to his big wheel. From then on I was hooked.