Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Bill Nighy: Philip

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Quotes 

• [Shaun tries to get out of Philip's Jaguar] 

  Shaun : Philip, have you still got the child-locks on?

  Philip : Safety first, Shaun.

• [after Philip has been bitten] 

  Philip : You didn't call the doctor, did you?

  Barbara : Well, I thought we ought to be on the safe side.

  Philip : I'm quite all right, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.

  Barbara : I really think...

  Philip : We had our jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.

  Barbara : But Philip...

  Philip : It's a lot of overblown nonsense, a lot of drug nuts running wild.

• [Ed is driving Philip's Jaguar very fast, dodging other cars as he tries to escape the zombies] 

  Philip : [pompously]  You *do* realise this is a 20 mph zone?

  Ed : [grinning]  Oh yeah!

• [Philip is crouched beside the car, after being bitten by a zombie] 

  Philip : You're not driving that car.

• Philip : You got red on you.

• Philip : [to Shaun as he's holding his neck after being bitten]  You are not driving that car...

  Shaun : PHILIP! Give me the car keys...