Shaun of the Dead (2004) Poster

Dylan Moran: David

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  • Shaun : David, kill the Queen!

    David : What?

    Shaun : The jukebox!

  • Liz : Shaun?

    Shaun : Yeah?

    Liz : You see what I'm saying?

    Shaun : Yep, totally.

    Liz : I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.

    Shaun : I know.

    Liz : It's not that I don't like Ed.

    [Liz looks over at Ed who is playing an arcade game] 

    Liz : Ed, it's not that I don't like you.

    Ed : It's all right.

    Liz : It would just be nice if we could...

    Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Fuck!

    Liz : ...spend a bit more time together...

    Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Bollocks!

    Liz : ...just the two of us.

    Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Cock it!

    Liz : It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flat-mates out and then that only exacerbates things.

    Shaun : What do you mean?

    Liz : Well you guys hardly get on, do you?

    Shaun : No, what does "exacerbate" mean?

    Liz : It means um, to make things worse.

    Shaun : Right. Well I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di.

    [Shaun looks over at David and Di at the table next to them] 

    Shaun : Guys, it's not that I don't like you.

    David , Dianne : [together]  It's all right.

    Shaun : And it's not that I don't want to spend time with you cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.

    Ed : Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

  • [Shaun has just fought a zombie unassisted] 

    Shaun : [sarcastically]  Feel free to step in any time!

    Ed : You did all right.

    David : I didn't want to cramp your style.

  • Ed : [Directing Shaun on where to shoot]  There!

    Shaun : Where?

    Ed : Three o'clock!

    Dianne : Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve.

    Shaun : What?

    David : Eleven forty-five!

    Shaun : Keep it simple!

    Ed : Top left!

  • David : I'm not staying here.

    Liz : David, don't, that's suicide.

    Ed : I think you should go.

  • [after Shaun gets shouted at by Liz] 

    David : Basically, I'd say your nine lives are up, Shaun

    Shaun : Get fucked, four eyes! Why don't you go out with her if you love her so much?

    David : What do you mean by that?

    [storms off] 

    David : Well, I don't know what he meant by that.

    [uncomfortable silence] 

  • Dianne : I don't think he'd leave us, Davs.

    David : Wouldn't he? Lizzy, how can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable? A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing? It's... This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do now?

    Ed : We could get a round in.

  • David : You still haven't met his mum?

    Shaun : Not yet!

    Dianne : Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun?

    Shaun : It's not that I don't get on with her...

    David : Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?

    Shaun : No! I love my mum!

    Ed : I love his mum too.

    Shaun : Ed!

    Ed : [singing]  She's like butter!

    Shaun : Ed!

  • David : For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!

  • Shaun : You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!

    David : I'm not a chartered accountant!

    Shaun : Well, you look like one!

    Ed : YEAH!

    David : I'm a lecturer.

    Shaun : You're a twat!

    Ed : YEAH!

  • David : What are we going to eat?

    Dianne : Toasties!

    Ed : There's a Breville out back.

    David : Great. Saved by nibbles.

  • [David discovers that the zombies have somehow made it into the bar. Shaun, Ed and Liz are still beating the barman] 

    Shaun : Why is Queen still playing?

    David : Ah, we have a situation here.

    Shaun : I KNOW!

  • Liz , Declan : [as each survivor passes by their parallel counterpart]  Hi.

    David , Mark : [formally]  Hello.

    Dianne , Maggie : [friendly]  Hi!

    Barbara , Yvonne's Mum : [politely]  Hello.

    Ed , Cousin Tom : [too involved with their cell phones, briefly glancing at each other, muttering]  Hello.

  • Liz : [during a standoff where David wants to shoot Shaun's Mum Barbara before she turns]  Please, can we just stop and think about this?

    Shaun : Tell him to put the gun down!

    David : Look, Lizzie, she's gonna change. You know I'm right. And when she does, she'll come back, and she'll kill *all* of us. That's what your *ex* can't seem to realize.

    Shaun : THAT'S what this is about, isn't it? It's just... it's just he doesn't like me! He's always hated me, and now he wants to shoot my mum!

    David : She's not...!

    Shaun : You never thought I deserved her, or that I was good enough!

    David : What are you talking about?

    Shaun : Oh, come on, we all know you're in love with Liz!

    David : That is not true!

    Shaun : Yes it is!

    David : [refusing to make eye contact with Shaun]  That is not true...

    Dianne : Yes, it is...

    David : What?

    Dianne : I know you only hung out with me at college to get close to Liz, and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces. I have come to terms with that, Daffs. Why can't you?

    David : Lizzie. I want you to know that my feelings for you have always been essentially...

    Liz : [flabbergasted]  David, please! There are slightly more pressing matters at hand here!

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