Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004 Video Game)
Paul Eiding: Colonel Campbell
Quotes
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Colonel Campbell : [after "accidentally" killing Ocelot] Snake, what have you done? You've changed history. You've created a Time Paradox!
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Solid Snake : [on radio before starting Snake vs Monkey] I'll say this once and only once. I'm not taking out any more Metal Gears! Not rescuing any old men, or VIP. If it's a hot damsel in distress, I'll think about it.
Colonel Campbell : Well, it's not exactly a hot damsel, but it is a rescue mission.
Solid Snake : What are we rescuing?
Colonel Campbell : Apes.
Solid Snake : What?
Colonel Campbell : Monkeys.
Solid Snake : Again, what?
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Colonel Campbell : [after 'accidentally' killing Ocelot] Snake, what have you done? You've changed the future! You've created a Time Paradox!
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Solid Snake : This is Snake. I've made it to the sneaking point.
Colonel Campbell : You're right on time, Snake.
Solid Snake : For being dragged out of the sack at two in the morning, I did my best.
Colonel Campbell : Rise and shine. Don't you love mornings!
Solid Snake : Colonel... nobody loves being dragged away from their vacation.
Colonel Campbell : I'm sorry but we needed you. Something big is going down... very big. That's why...
Solid Snake : Alright, so what is this important mission? I'll say it once and only once... I'm not taking out any Metal Gears.
Colonel Campbell : Don't worry.
Solid Snake : And no saving some VIP or old man.
Colonel Campbell : It's nothing like that.
Solid Snake : If it's a hot damsel in distress, I'll think about it.
Colonel Campbell : Well, it's not quite a... hot damsel in distress... but it is a rescue mission.
Solid Snake : Rescuing who?
Colonel Campbell : Apes.
Solid Snake : ...
Colonel Campbell : ...
Solid Snake : What?
Colonel Campbell : Monkeys! But not just any monkeys.
Solid Snake : You said monkeys?
Colonel Campbell : Just listen. Your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and capture all of the monkeys.
Solid Snake : Again, you said monkeys?
Colonel Campbell : Yes, monkeys.
Solid Snake : This isn't really my thing... If you want your monkeys, you better ask Spike or Jimmy.
Colonel Campbell : Unfortunately, they weren't available.
Solid Snake : What about me? I was on vacation!
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Colonel Campbell : Snake, we need you. If you don't do this, who will?
Solid Snake : It's not like someone else couldn't handle a stealth mission.
Colonel Campbell : Don't say that. This is the genre we turned over every leaf in.
Solid Snake : Why don't you make Sam or Gabe do the job?
Colonel Campbell : Snake...
Solid Snake : Isn't this just some monkey catching action?
Colonel Campbell : Snake, I'm asking you. It's a request from the Professor himself.
Solid Snake : THE Professor...? Natalie's grandfather?
Solid Snake : That's the one.
Solid Snake : The one who came up with the monkey helmet?
Colonel Campbell : Well, that was the Professor's classmate.
Solid Snake : His classmate?
Colonel Campbell : From high school. Not only that, but the Professor is a friend of Otacon's.
Solid Snake : He's Otacon's friend, too?
Colonel Campbell : It's because of the Professor that Otacon has been able to come up with some of his inventions.
Solid Snake : ...Alright... what are the details?
Colonel Campbell : So you'll do it, great!
Solid Snake : I'm not against some "monkey catching." But I'd rather be collecting pants.
Colonel Campbell : Snake, the monkeys have fled into the jungle. When you find them, knock them out for capture.
Solid Snake : Right. I'm not going to be able to grab them when they are jumping all around the place.
Colonel Campbell : Right. When you've grabbed all of the monkeys, your mission is complete.
Solid Snake : Gotcha. Commencing Operation Ape Snake.
Colonel Campbell : Snake, when you capture a monkey, yell out the password. With the password, a warp device will activate.
Solid Snake : Understood.
Colonel Campbell : Good. I'm counting on you, Snake.