The Apprentice (2004–2017)

Kwame Jackson: Self

Quotes 

• Kwame Jackson : [Both imitating Omarosa]  "My head. I wanna eat."

  Troy McClain : "Dude, it's my head, and if I don't get some catered service pretty quick, I'm callin' the President."

• Kwame Jackson : May the best man win.

  Bill Rancic : I think we already have.

• Kwame Jackson : We knew that the golf club had a large spread, and we could negotiate. We also knew that the leg wax had a large spread.

• Kwame Jackson : [Nick and Kwame are disagreeing over potentially misleading people by selling autographs]  Someone asks me who I was, I say, "I'm Kwame Jackson from Charlotte, North Carolina."

  Nick Warnock : How would you explain to the little boy whose father makes five dollars an hour? His father had to work two hours to get that ball.

  Kwame Jackson : I didn't sell the kid crack!

• Jessie Connors : What about if we buy, um dirt in, like, we can just get plastic baggies and we can buy a package of seeds. We can make it look really cute!

  Kwame Jackson : Like, seeds... seeds with dirt?

• Kwame Jackson : Troy was wearing a suit earlier in the day. When he decided we were all gonna have fun, he basically said, you know, "I'm gonna put on my cowboy hat." And like Superman, he got in the booth and changed. He was no longer Clark Kent. He became Troy, the Cosmic Cowboy.

• Kwame Jackson : [Upon seeing their suite at Trump Taj Mahal]  This is some pimped-out rap video shit!

• Kwame Jackson : [to Amy]  Popped your boardroom cherry. Isn't that great?