The Apprentice (2004–2017)

Heidi Bressler: Self, Self - Pizza Customer

Quotes 

• Heidi Bressler : [Trying to sell Pedicab rides]  People need to have more sex, because everyone is just so miserable!

• Heidi Bressler : You're entitled to your opinion...

  Carolyn Kepcher : Of course I am, but it's obviously our opinion that matters.

• Heidi Bressler : [playing devil's advocate during the Trump Ice task]  "I like my Poland Spring."

  Troy McClain : Absolutely. I understand you like that Poland Stream, but now, you're involved with a product that's not from Poland. You're involved with a product that's from New York.

• Heidi Bressler : When we first walked into Meghan's apartment, I was so excited. I mean, I thought her apartment was amazing. She seemed passionate. I mean, she seemed a little creepy...

• Heidi Bressler : [Showing a piece to a potential buyer]  Someone comes into your house, you got a toilet tank here.

  Potential Buyer : ...So, you're supposed to put this over a toilet?

  Meghan Boody (artist) : ...This is a cast-iron fireplace cover.

  Heidi Bressler : [voice-over]  So what, I made a mistake? I didn't know. I'm gonna sell it as a toilet bowl. It looked like a damn toilet bowl to me.

• Donald Trump : [to Troy]  What about Kwame? Do you love Kwame?

  Heidi Bressler : [the firees laugh]  He does. He does. He's in love with him.

• Donald Trump : [on Omarosa's lying]  Heidi, what do you think?

  Heidi Bressler : Honestly, I think Omarosa and I should go out for a nice two-hour lunch to discuss it.