Monsturd (2003 Video)
Dalia Vidor: Waitress
Quotes
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Sheriff Duncan : So how's about that chili cook-off? Word has it you're a shoo-in for first place this year.
Waitress : Flattery will get you everywhere, Tom. I hear Cajun Charlie's whipping up a batch of his ass-kicking, bowel-bomber con carne.
Sheriff Duncan : Shit, Cajun Charlie ain't got nothin' on you, honey.
Waitress : You old sweet-talker, how about taking a dozen glazed old-fashioned when you go? I know Dan and Rick like 'em.
Sheriff Duncan : How about you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut? Ain't no cop worth his badge that doesn't take your donuts home honey.
Waitress : Any time, honey.
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Waitress : I hear tell Jack Schmidt escaped from Hardell last night and disappeared into the sewer.
Sheriff Duncan : I wouldn't exactly say he disappeared... he got shot by a Federal Marshall... he fell into a vat of boiling acid and all the skin was ripped off his body.
Waitress : So he's dead then?
Sheriff Duncan : Yup.