Monsturd (2003 Video)

Mark Pirro: Police sketch artist

Quotes 

• Police sketch artist : 'Kay, So, uh, did you say, uh, you say there were, there were peanuts in it? You did say peanuts. Uh, would you say, uh, "creamy" or "chunky"? 'Kay... and, uh, so it sounds like you're describing a large Häagen-Dazs. Rocky Road-type... but that's okay, I suppose...

  Tech : [reading out loud what is written in feces on the wall]  You gotta be shittin' me.

  Police sketch artist : Yeah, yeah, were there any other distinguishing marks that you can speak of, uh, per se? Uh, uh, Did you notice did it leave a trail... anything behind, like little bits and pieces of itself, anywhere, um, no? Okay, um, did it say anything, like, "Pbbbbt"?