The Real Cancun (2003)
Jeremy Jazwinski: Self
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Quotes
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Jeremy Jazwinski : Dawg, where should I throw my "bandeezy" on, my fuckin arm or my head?
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Jeremy Jazwinski : I don't have to be "Mr. Personality." I don't have to go up to girls and like buy drinks, you know? 'Cause girls go on spring break to find guys like me.
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Jeremy Jazwinski : So you're going to just go to the clubs all week and not drink anything?
Alan Taylor : I don't know.
Jeremy Jazwinski : Not anything? Not even a fucking shot? Don't you ever just feel like sacking up and taking a fuckin- a fuckin shot, ya know?
Alan Taylor : Not really.
Jeremy Jazwinski : It's like a manly thing, ya know? You just take a shot.
Alan Taylor : I don't know. I've just gone so long without doing it.
Jeremy Jazwinski : You should just do it and say, "Fuck it."