Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
Solange: Nikki Johnson
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Quotes
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Nate Johnson : Nikki, this better be FTD, cuz this Russian tail is old enough to be yo' grandaddy.
Nikki Johnson : No, Mom's Big Daddy.
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Destiny Johnson : Mommy, I'm hungry!
Dorothy Johnson : Nikki, can you get your sister some Fruit Loops, please?
D.J. Johnson : Aha!
Nikki Johnson : [hits D.J.'s arm] Shut up.
Nate Johnson : Destiny, sweetie, be really careful in Daddy's new truck, everyone else, this truck has to go back exactly the way it is. If you break something, then I've got to pay for it.
Destiny Johnson : [she opens the Fruit Loops box roughly and burst open the cereal all over the back seat] Whoops! Sorry, Dad.
Nate Johnson : It's OK, sweetie don't worry about it.
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Dorothy Johnson : Open the door!
Destiny Johnson : Tried that.
[gives Dorothy the house phone]
Destiny Johnson : Here use this.
Nikki Johnson : [Nikki is on the phone with a friend, Dorothy calls her cell phone] Hold on.
[Nikki answers the call]
Nikki Johnson : Hello?
Dorothy Johnson : Nikki, open the door.
[Nikki open the door to the bedroom]
Dorothy Johnson : Nikki let your sister get her dog stuff.
Nikki Johnson : [she chuckles as Destiny growls] OK.
Dorothy Johnson : Your father was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago, so get off the phone, finish packing, and
[looks at Nikki's clothes]
Dorothy Johnson : change that outfit.
[Nikki's phone rings]
Dorothy Johnson : Ah, don't you answer that phone! Whoever it is can call you when get back.
Nikki Johnson : OK.
Dorothy Johnson : Mm-hm.
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Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Thanks for picking me up and opening the door. No one does that anymore. You must be a real man.
Nate Johnson : Well, I'm Nate Johnson, this is Nikki.
Nikki Johnson : Hi.
Nate Johnson : That's D.J.
D.J. Johnson : Hey, what's up.
Nate Johnson : And that's little Destiny.
Destiny Johnson : Hi.
Nate Johnson : And that's Dorothy. She lives down the street.
Nikki Johnson : Daddy?
Nate Johnson : [to Nikki] Well it's true, she does.
[to Chrishelle]
Nate Johnson : So what's your name?
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Chrishelle, Chrishelle Rene Boudreau.
Nate Johnson : Boudreau. Don't we have some Boudreaus down in Shreveport?
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Nate Johnson : And as for you, little Miss Pocahontas, until we get to the reunion, your little fast tail is grounded.
Nikki Johnson : You can't ground me in a car.
Nate Johnson : I can't ground you? Oh really? OK, how about
[turns of the TV]
Nate Johnson : no more T.V.
Nikki Johnson : So, I'm not watching TV.
Nate Johnson : No more computer,
[turns off the computer as Nikki gets out her cell phone]
Nate Johnson : and
[takes the phone from her]
Nate Johnson : no more cell phone.
Nikki Johnson : Daddy!
Nate Johnson : See? Just like home.
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D.J. Johnson : [D.J. and Nikki are fighting while changing the channel] Stop playing.
Nikki Johnson : Can you stop?
D.J. Johnson : Go back!
Nikki Johnson : Stop hogging the TV!
D.J. Johnson : OK, why don't you talk on your cell phone? Oh, oh, I forgot, you're grounded.
Nikki Johnson : You know what? I can't stand you!
[she hit D.J. with a pillow]
D.J. Johnson : Capital "G" oh, why'd you do that?
Nikki Johnson : I'm going to tell...
Nate Johnson : [as he walks in] Enough, guess I found the only Chuck E. Cheese in the whole state.
Nikki Johnson : I'm the oldest, I'm the oldest!
Nate Johnson : Everybody settle down, nobody eats until your sister eats, it's her birthday.
Nikki Johnson : Daddy?
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Nate Johnson : OK, I got a couple of rooms here, one for the guys and one for the girls.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Looks like we're roommates!
Nate Johnson : Yeah, adjoining rooms.
Dorothy Johnson : Why don't we give our guest a room for herself? You know how Destiny love to snore the paint off the walls, and you can sleep with me and the kids.
Nate Johnson : Oh, that's funny, maybe we can meet in the hot tub again.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : I don't mind sharing. Snoring doesn't bother me none.
Nate Johnson : See, right here, Chrishelle doesn't mind.
Dorothy Johnson : No, Nate, I insist you sleep with me.
Nate Johnson : OK, all right, the begging is not becoming of you.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Good Night.
[takes the hotel keys]
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : I'll see you all tomorrow.
Dorothy Johnson : [to Nate as picks up the other keys] I'll see you in a minute.
D.J. Johnson : Slacking on your pimping, Dad.
Nikki Johnson : You need to ditch her.