Conquest (2002– )

Peter Woodward: Self - Host, Self

Quotes 

• [original opening, with clips of Peter in a demolition derby] 

  Announcer : Whether it's ancient combat or modern sport, winning is what it's all about.

  Peter : I have to conquer a skill that I know absolutely nothing about.

  Announcer : But how do you win?

  Demolition derby announcer : The History Channel car is history!

  Announcer : This man has learned the hard way. Now he's ready to show you.

• [about to enter a demolition derby] 

  Peter : I have performed Shakespeare in front of Her Majesty the Queen and an audience of thousands. I have been to the dentist all my life. I have been shot at with guns and bows. But I have never been so scared in all my life.