Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)
Bill Burr: Billy, Detective, Self, Various
Quotes
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Businessman : I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson : [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson : [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker?
Businessman : Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson : [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
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[sportscasters covering the Racial Draft]
Robert Petkoff : The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
Dave Chappelle : Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
Bill Burr : Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Dave Chappelle : heh heh - man, fuck you.
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Bill Burr : You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, which is why I put my car keys up my ass.