Ham & Cheese (2004)

Director:

Warren P. Sonoda

Writers:

Mike Beaver (writer)
Jason Jones (writer)

Release Date:

30 July 2004 (Canada)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent

Plot:

Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go. |

Plot Keywords:

Male Rear Nudity | Play Within Film | Cleavage | Brassiere | Female Nudity

Awards:

6 nominations

Cast

Mike Beaver	...	Richard Wolanski
Jason Jones	...	Barry Goodson
Samantha Bee	...	Beth Goodson
Dave Foley	...	Tom Brennemen
Jennifer Baxter	...	Katie Reed
Von Flores	...	A.D. (MOW)
Scott Thompson	...	Floyd
Polly Shannon	...	Lucy (MOW Detective)
Boyd Banks	...	Barry's Boss at Canadian Theatre Company
Victoria Pratt	...	Herself
Ann Bisch	...	Phyllis
Catherine Black	...	Casting Complex Director (Cola)
Kiki Buttignol	...	Camera Assistant
Jon Vladimir Cubrt	...	Ralph (as Jon Cubrt)
True Daley	...	Telemarketing Co-Worker, Canadian Theatre Company

Runtime:

88 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Black Walk Productions

Trivia:

It was filmed in 12 days.

Quotes:

Damien: HAVE YOU EVER LIVED?

A Bad, Awful, Horrible, Pointless, Terrible Waste Of Dave Foley & Scott Thompson!!!

This movie came out at blockbuster across the street from me like a week ago and Wednesday night I saw it in the used bin for $6.99. I never heard of it but it had Dave Foley and Scott Thompson in it so I thought I would give it a try. I asked the guy behind the counter why it was for sale so quickly and he said they've only been renting one copy per night at most anyway. Still I bought it to see Dave Foley and Scott Thompson and besides Blockbuster has a special right now for 2 movies for $12 and I was already buying "Rise of the Phoenix".

It was a mistake, I should have listened to the employee. Especially when the employee at Blockbuster admits a movie is really bad, that must mean the movie is REALLY bad, and it was. I should have listened to the voice in my head saying "turn this movie off, it's horrible and won't get better" but I didn't. Dave Foley and Scott Thompson were both all right, but the movie's plot was pretty bad and none of the other characters were very good, especially the two leads and most especially the fat one. This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. If you watch it, wait until it's on T.V. for free.

2/10 (I have to give KITH members at least one point each!)