Fat Pizza (2003)

Paul Nakad: Sleek the Elite

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• Sleek the Elite : To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.

• Sleek the Elite : [referring to women]  But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.

  Habib Halal : Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

• Sleek the Elite : Bobo. I gotta use the toilet, man.

  Bobo Gigliotti : [menacingly]  Any paper you use, Sleek, you pay for it.

  Sleek the Elite : Yeah, I know. A dollar a sheet.

• Sleek the Elite : [whilst caught having sex with female in nightclub toilet cubicle]  Habib. How are ya, bro' ?

  Habib Halal : Go for it, Sleeky, uleh. Go for it.

  Sleek the Elite : Any hole's the go, Habib.

  Habib Halal : Give her one for me. Slam her.

  Sleek the Elite : Habib, fuck off, man, or you're gonna get wet.

• Sleek the Elite : [answering mobile cell phone whilst on toilet]  Lebanese lover.