13 Going on 30 (2004)

Judy Greer: Lucy Wyman

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• Jenna Rink : [panicked and confused]  Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!

  Lucy Wyman : Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

• Lucy Wyman : Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it.

• Lucy Wyman : [at a huge party]  Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?

  Jenna Rink : Who?

  Lucy Wyman : Sparkle's editor-in-chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.

  Trish Sackett : [smugly]  Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?

  Lucy Wyman : [sarcastically]  My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.

  Trish Sackett : You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name "Poise" to something more appropriate... like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.

  Jenna Rink : You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.

  Trish Sackett : Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. I care about winning.

• Jenna Rink : [standing on the sidewalk]  Oh my gosh, it's the naked man!

  Alex Carlson : [from an open window of a hotel, several stories up]  Hey beautiful!

  Jenna Rink : [flattered]  He thinks I'm beautiful?

  Lucy Wyman : Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.

  Jenna Rink : My boyfriend?

• Lucy Wyman : Can you get in the car?

  Jenna Rink : I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.

  Lucy Wyman : Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.

  Jenna Rink : I can't get in the car, I don't know you.

  Lucy Wyman : Just get in the car.

  Jenna Rink : I don't get in the car with strangers!

  Lucy Wyman : You're being a little paranoid.

• Lucy Wyman : Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor.

  Jenna Rink : I am?

  Lucy Wyman : Say it.

  Jenna Rink : I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor.

  Lucy Wyman : I'm a tough bitch.

  [Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it] 

  Lucy Wyman : Say it!

  Jenna Rink : I am a tough

  [whispers] 

  Jenna Rink : bitch.

  Lucy Wyman : I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.

  Jenna Rink : But that's just it. I'm not hung over...

  [Lucy gives her a pointed look] 

  Jenna Rink : [sighs]  I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.

  Lucy Wyman : [proudly]  Because the future of Poise depends on me.

• Lucy Wyman : [regarding security breaches at the company]  Richard, we are hiring new printers, we're installing passwords. We're building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.

  Richard Kneeland : [to Jenna]  Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.

  Lucy Wyman : She was a secretary.

  Richard Kneeland : Yeah, whatever.

• Lucy Wyman : Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip-dress is a little '97... unless it's retro.

  Jenna Rink : [surprised]  Are you really my best friend?

  Lucy Wyman : [wondering why Jenna is acting so strange]  You're pregnant.

  Jenna Rink : [horrified]  Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!

  Lucy Wyman : [relieved]  Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night?

  Jenna Rink : [nervous]  See, that's just it. Something really strange is happening. I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy.

  Lucy Wyman : [sarcastically]  Oh, God. Not his *thingy*.

  [to driver] 

  Lucy Wyman : Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here?