The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane (2001 Video)

Steve Pemberton: Various Roles

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Quotes 

• Pauline : [the audience boo her]  Is this Dick fucking Wittington? You'll want to see men dressed as women next!

• Pauline : My God, I've never seem so much dole scum under one roof before. Has no one got a job in here? No, you're all too busy flicking yourselves off to Ann Robinson!

• Prosecuter : The final suspect came in the shape of an old fat woman. State your name for the record madam.

  Cathy Carter Smith : MISS! Cathy Carter Smith.

  Prosecuter : Occupation?

  Cathy Carter Smith : Restart officer. I was assigned to take over from Pauline, um, the victim.

  Prosecuter : How did she react to this.

  Cathy Carter Smith : I think she took it rather well.

  Pauline : [we go back to the scene]  Piss off you big fat cunt!

• Steve : Come on Hamlet, make your mind up!

  Mark : Stop soliqusiing you danish poof!

• Herr Lipp : Enjoy the rest of your evening, sleep tight. And remember, don't let the bugger bite you.

• Herr Lipp : If you know of any erections, please let me know. I'm not fussy where I put myself.

• Herr Lipp : There's a lot of fun English games. Hop cock, British bull dykes and stick your tail in a donkey.