Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Monica Keena: Lori Campbell
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Quotes
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Lori Campbell : Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.
Gibb : I only smoke when I drink now.
Kia Waterson : But you're always drinking.
Gibb : Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.
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[after seeing Jason at the rave]
Kia Waterson : Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?
Lori Campbell : No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
Charlie Linderman : Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
Bill Freeburg : Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
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Lori Campbell : [in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?
Male Counselor : [having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?
Lori Campbell : You mean you're not coming?
Freddy Krueger : [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.
[he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]
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Lori Campbell : [to Freddy] Freddy! Go to Hell!
[ignites propane tanks to blow up Freddy and Jason]
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Kia Waterson : Do you guys thing I should get a nose job?
Lori Campbell : Oh, my God.
Gibb : Oh, please. Kia, what you need is a lobotomy.
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Lori Campbell : What is it, Linderman?
Charlie Linderman : Well, I heard what happened, and I just wanna express how - Or tell you how sorry I was.
Lori Campbell : Thank you. That's sweet.
Charlie Linderman : Right. You know, actually if you need anybody to talk to or maybe...
Kia Waterson : Whoa, Linderman, let me give you a tip. Place your hormones back in the box and quit while ahead, okay? We don't have time for date-a-dork right now. Thanks.
[Lori and Kia walk off]
Charlie Linderman : Right. Sorry.
Kia Waterson : I swear, every day is the same thing. He's like one of those fucking froufrou dogs that keeps humping your legs.
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Lori Campbell : [to Linderman] What happened to your clothes?
Charlie Linderman : Oh, this?
[gestures to his alcohol-stained clothes]
Charlie Linderman : I was... playing a drinking game with some of the lower primates... and I guess I'm penalized for my ability to read above a fourth-grade level.
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Will Rollins : Let's go, we can't help her anymore.
Lori Campbell : No, I'm staying.
Will Rollins : Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now he's fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?
Lori Campbell : He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didn't do it.
Will Rollins : Oh, my God.
Lori Campbell : Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.
[Freddy and Jason begin their fight]
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Lori Campbell : [From Trailer, Lori and Will are watching Freddy and Jason fight to the death] Freddy versus Jason. Place your bets.
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[Lori is talking about her dream]
Lori : And there were these little girls, and they were singing this song like... like...
Mark Davis : One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Do you know why they sing that? Because that's when he comes for you.
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Will Rollins : The reason I was sent to Westin is because I saw your dad kill your mom.
Lori Campbell : Will, mom died in a car accident.
Will Rollins : Well, he wanted you to believe that, but I was there, Lori.
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Lori Campbell : Did mom die in a car accident?
Dr. Campbell : Yes, of course she did.
Lori Campbell : Prove it. Show me a death certificate. Show me an off top zero report.
Dr. Campbell : Lori, I don't think now it's the right time...
Lori Campbell : Really, dad? Because I think it's the perfect time! Why don't you tell me about Westin Hills? Do you work there? Because I thought you're a fucking General Practitioner!
Dr. Campbell : Yes. I do some consulting there now, but... it isn't what you think.
Lori Campbell : Oh, my god. So you knew about Will this whole time.
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Kia Waterson : Oh, come on. We all know who the real virgin is here.
Lori Campbell : Kia!
Kia Waterson : Oh, come on, Lori. I know that you never made it with Will. Why would he want to, when he can fuck somebody like me?
Will Rollins : [laughs] Let's tie the bitch up.
