Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Robert Englund: Freddy Krueger
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Freddy Krueger : [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
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[In Jason's dream]
Mrs. Pamela Voorhees : [to Jason] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE.
[after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger : I've been away from my children for far too long.
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Freddy Krueger : [to Jason] Why won't you DIE?
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[Tormenting a 'young' Jason in his dream]
Freddy Krueger : Awww... how sweet.
[Rips the hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger : You ugly little shit. Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger : only a mother could love.
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Gibb : You're the one that killed Trey!
Freddy Krueger : Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!
[Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]
Freddy Krueger : Oh.
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Freddy Krueger : [to Jason] I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.
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[in Lori's dream]
Dr. Campbell : Look at you, you're exhausted. We need to get you to...
[Dr. Campbell turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger : Bed.
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Kia Waterson : [to Freddy] So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. You're not even scary.
[taunting him]
Kia Waterson : You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?
Freddy Krueger : Hmmm.
Kia Waterson : I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things and Jason has got this big old thing and like...
[Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]
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Freddy Krueger : [to Kia] How sweet, dark meat.
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Freddy Krueger : What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?
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Freddy Krueger : [after Gibb's death] No! She's Mine! Mine! *Mine!*
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[torturing Jason in the dream world]
Freddy Krueger : Penny for your thoughts, chief!
[Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete]
Freddy Krueger : Uhh! Oh, scary.
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Lori Campbell : [in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?
Male Counselor : [having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?
Lori Campbell : You mean you're not coming?
Freddy Krueger : [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.
[he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]
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[Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis : Hey, Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis : Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger : Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger : That hockey puck!
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Freddy Krueger : [to Lori] Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."
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Freddy Krueger : [to Lori] I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house.
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Freddy Krueger : [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
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Freddy Krueger : [In Westin Hills, possessed as Freeburg] These are my children, Jason. Go back to where you belong.
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Freddy Krueger : Man the torpedoes.
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Freddy Krueger : Welcome to my world, bitch.
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Freddy Krueger : [to Jason] Welcome to my nightmare.
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Freddy Krueger : Now it's time to put this bad dog to sleep... for good!
[jumps down to kill Jason, Jason chops off his arm]
Freddy Krueger : Not my arm!
[Jason chops off Freddy's other arm]
Freddy Krueger : AHH!
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Freddy Krueger : [to Lori, unaware that he's been pulled into the real world] Die, little bitch!
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[after Blake gets away]
Freddy Krueger : [to himself] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.
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Freddy Krueger : [to Lori] Think you're so smart! Huh, bitch?
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Freddy Krueger : [to Jason] Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?
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[Freddy is playing pinball with Jason, suddenly Jason hits the ceiling and falls straight down]
Freddy Krueger : Tilt!
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[tormenting Mark in his nightmares]
Freddy Krueger : [disguised as Mark's brother] I need you to send a little message for me. That's all, just a little message.
Mark Davis : I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it!
[fully transformed back into himself]
Freddy Krueger : No?
[slams the gloved hand on the wall next to Mark's ear]
Mark Davis : I won't do it.
[grabs Mark by his shirt sleeves and points a bladed finger at him]
Freddy Krueger : I'll have to pass that message myself. Won't I, hmm?
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Freddy Krueger : Got your nose!
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[on top of a construction scaffold, yelling down to Jason]
Freddy Krueger : Hey, asshole! Up here!
[Jason looks up to see him and Freddy knocks down a stack of rebars which impale through Jason's body]
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[Deleted scene]
Freddy Krueger : [to Jason] You think that I'm afraid of you? Huh? Now that we're in the real world? Come on!
[Jason swings his machete twice at Freddy and misses]
Freddy Krueger : You're slow, you're stupid, and you got no style.
[Jason swings machete down at Freddy and misses again, the machete gets stuck in the floorboard, Freddy kicks him in the groin]
Freddy Krueger : No balls, huh, Voorhees?
