Fruits Basket (2001)

John Burgmeier: Shigure Sohma

Quotes 

• Shigure Sohma : Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.

  Hatori Sohma : For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.

• Shigure Sohma : So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.

  Hatori Sohma : No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.

  Shigure Sohma : Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?

  [long silence from the other end of the phone] 

  Shigure Sohma : [shouts]  I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!

  Hatori Sohma : No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

• Shigure Sohma : We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'

• Kagura : You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!

  Shigure Sohma : Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.

• Saki Hanajima : [reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma]  How sad... love, doomed from the start.

  Shigure Sohma : Oh, you're reading that? What do you think?

  Saki Hanajima : You don't want to know what I think...

  Shigure Sohma : [afraid]  Oh... no?

  Saki Hanajima : ...but when is Volume 2 coming out?

• Kagura : I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!

  Kyo Sohma : You're not gonna find any lover in this house!

  Shigure Sohma : Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.

  Kyo Sohma : Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?

  Yuki Sohma : It's called a calendar.

• Momiji Sohma : Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.

  Hatori Sohma : Yes, well, I did that on purpose.

  Shigure Sohma : Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?

  Hatori Sohma : It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.

• Shigure Sohma : I picked out the perfect outfit for Tohru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.

  Hatsuharu Sohma : It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.