The Even Stevens Movie (2003 TV Movie)
Steven Anthony Lawrence: Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren
Quotes
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Donnie : How could you steal all our food?
Ren : As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
Donnie : ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Ren : No. I am calling you a liar!
Louis : You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
Beans : But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
Louis : You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
Ren : Don't you talk to him like that!
Louis : What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
Ren : You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
Eileen Stevens : Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
Steve : And what would that be?
Eileen Stevens : Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
Steve : What?
Eileen Stevens : But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
Steve : Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
Eileen Stevens : Now you are losing it.
Steve : DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
Eileen Stevens : Don't you yell in front of my family!
Steve : IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
Louis : Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
Ren : Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
Louis : WE CAN AND WE WILL!
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Beans : [to Steve] Wanna go skinny dippin'?
