Mr. St. Nick (2002 TV Movie)

Charles Durning: Nicholas XX

Quotes 

• Gate Attendant : [as Nicholas departs airport]  Bye-bye. Hope you enjoyed your flight.

  Nicholas XX : Hardly.

  [pause] 

  Nicholas XX : I'm sorry - I'm normally pretty jolly, but I'm not myself lately and not used to flying commercial!

• Secretarial Elf : [reading from the Naughty and Nice List]  Joanne Abernathy.

  Nicholas XX : Nice. Give her that doll she wants.

  Secretarial Elf : [perplexed]  She wants a Razor Scooter, sir.

  Nicholas XX : Oh, of course. Give her the scooter.

• Nick St. Nicholas : What if I don't live up to your expectations?

  Nicholas XX : It's not what I want that matters. You have to be the Santa Claus that you want to be. And I trust you'll be a good one.