I'll Be There (2003)

Ian McNeice: Graham

Quotes 

• Graham : So, don't go trying to kill yourself again.

  Drew : Apart from anything else, it's against the law.

  Graham : It's illegal see?

  Paul Kerr : No, I won't. Too many interesting things going on.

• Drew : [discussing what could happen in Paul were in the psych ward permanently]  I definitely don't want any bloody kids coming here and stealing cars and such.

  Graham : Well that's exactly what might happen. Or worse.

  Mary : What could be worse?

  Graham : What if the place were bought by an American?

  [everyone gives a horrified gasp] 

  Drew : It's our duty as a community to gather round one of our number who has hit a dark patch on life's long and winding road.

• Drew : Pretending to be a loony's wife to spring him from hospital? Yes, I suspect that's highly illegal!

  Graham : Oh, so we could have you arrested for not arresting us.