Michael R. Thomas: Smirnof
Quotes
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Dildo Saggins : I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
Smirnof, the Wizard : Everyone pisses in the shower!
Dildo Saggins : I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
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Smirnof, the Wizard : I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
