The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius (2002–2006)

Jeffrey Garcia: Sheen Estevez, Sheen, Anti-Fairy Walla, Army Guard, Man, Mummy #3, Sheen Juarerra Estevez

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Quotes 

• [Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] 

  Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.

  Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".

  Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.

• Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!

  [Holds nose] 

  Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.

  Carl : [Takes out deodorizers]  Lemon or strawberry?

  Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?

  Carl : 'Cause.

• Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] 

  Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!

  Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.

  [southern accent] 

  Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.

  Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.

  Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.

  Carl : [English accent]  But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.

  [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl] 

• Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so!

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so

  Carl : [screaming]  STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?

  [pause] 

  Sheen : [laughing]  That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.

• Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!

  Cindy : Good. It can keep him.

  Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?

• [Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] 

  Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.

  Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!

  [a button appears on Sheen's mouth] 

• Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!

  Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.

  Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.

  Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!

• [repeated line] 

  Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.

• Nick : We have to what?

  Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.

• Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!

  [all gasp] 

  Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!

  Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.

  Nick : Like me?

  Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!

  [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] 

  Carl : What? I don't know!

• Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.

  Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.

  [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] 

  Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.

  Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.

  Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!

  [the boys are thrown out of the store] 

• Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.

• Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?

  Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.

  Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.

  Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?

• Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.

  [warrior voice] 

  Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!

• Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...

  Sheen : Got it!

  Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...

  Sheen : Got it!

  Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.

  [Sheen says nothing] 

  Jimmy : I'm done.

  Sheen : Got it!

• Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.

  Sheen : SHEEN.

• [Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] 

  Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!

  Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.

  Carl : Why do you get to watch?

• Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.

  Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?

• Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!

  Carl : No, that's Thursday.

• Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.

  Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.

• [Jimmy has made himself stupid] 

  Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.

  Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.

  Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!

  Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.

• Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.

• Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!

  Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?

• Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.

  Libby : Get a life.

• Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...

  Sheen : [from outside]  JIMMY! LET ME IN!

• Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?

  Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.

  Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!

  Jimmy : Say it right.

  Sheen : Lift off.

  Jimmy : Much better.

• Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?

  Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.

  Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.

  Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.

• Sheen : Am I the only real man left?

  Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".

• Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon]  I'm not going down without a fight.

  [Brobot appears] 

  Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!

  Jimmy : Brobot?

  Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.

• Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?

  Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!

• Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!

  [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] 

  Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.

• Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!

  Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.

  Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.

  Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice]  Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?

• Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.

  Sheen : Wolf.

  Carl : [alarmed]  Where?