- Doug Barber: They're going to have sex and they left us to baby-sit their kids. Plus, they got drunk off our wine. I feel dirty.
- Doug Barber: Honey... I was kidding, you don't look anywhere near 40. You're only 39... but you look 38
- [Janine leaves without saying a word]
- Doug Barber: Oh my God, she's 37.