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(2002–2004)

Matt Letscher: Gavin Stone

Quotes 

  • Gavin Stone : It's not witchcraft, it's a palm pilot.

  • [in the dressing room] 

    Gavin Stone : What are you doing in here?

    Penny : [Sitting in a chair, reading a magazine]  I'm on my way to the warehouse to pick up some film, and with all this traffic, it might be a while.

    Gavin Stone : Why are you smoking?

    Penny : It's my car, I can do what I want.

  • Gavin Stone : I only have so many apologies to give. This just feels too stupid to waste one on.

  • Gavin Stone : You don't seem to be burdened with any sexual hang ups.

    Penny : Dog, I am a slut with skills.

  • [Gavin and Dylan have broken up and Jake goes to see Gavin] 

    Gavin : Who's there?

    Jake : It's me, Jake.

    [Gavin looks through the peephole, but can't see Jake] 

    Gavin : Prove it. Jump up.

    Jake : Ha, ha. I'm short. Open the door.

    Gavin : Why?

    Jake : I don't think you should be alone tonight.

    Gavin : Sure, make your move when I'm vulnerable.

    Jake : Ha, ha. I'm *gay*.

  • Gavin : You know, Silver, uppers don't make you taller.

  • Jake : When you were younger, and fat, what was that name the kids used to call you?

    Gavin : Fat kid.

    Jake : Oh. Kids are so original. And accurate.

  • [Jake is mocking Gavin's 12-step alcoholic program] 

    Gavin : Oh, oh, oh. You're making a joke about alcoholics. You think alcoholics are funny.

    Jake : I sure hope they're funnier than recovering alcoholics.

  • [Gavin is dressing up as a street thug and going on an undercover sting] 

    Gavin : You know what it takes to survive on the street, Silver?

    Jake : Velvet jogging suits and pancake-make up?

  • [Seeing Gavin's diamond earrings] 

    Penny : Ooooh, nice. Wanna trade? Hey, tell me, what did George Michael get for them? Oh, wait. Never mind... I already know.

    Gavin (smirking) : Big words from someone who's footprints are on the front of my windshield.

  • [Gavin and Jake are both dressed as "The Flash" for Halloween] 

    Gavin : Silver?

    Jake : Gavin?

    Gavin : All right, take that off. I want you out of the costume right now.

    Jake : I bet that's not the first time you've said that to another man wearing spandex in a gay bar.

  • Gavin : Oh great, more about Silver. I guess it's "bring your obsession to work day." He can see where mommy works.

    Dylan : I am not obsessed by Jake. I wish YOU weren't so threatened by him.

    Gavin : ME, threatened by Silver? Why, what's he going to do, knee-cap me with an upper-cut?

  • Gavin : Silver's come down with a case of... mono.

    Dylan : Jake has mono?

    Gavin : Yep. From kissing... another man.

    Dylan : Jake did NOT get mono from kissing a man.

    Gavin : Oh, yes, he did.

    Dylan : Why would Jake be kissing a man?

    Gavin : I don't know, who knows why hobbits do anything?

  • Gavin Stone : [to Jake]  Tell me, do you need special scissors to split heirs like that?

  • Gavin Stone : You're my girlfriend.

    Penny : You're my boyfriend.

    Gavin Stone : So the next step is to find beach and run in slow motion.

  • Jake Silver : Gavin, a little tough on the spelling-bee champ.

    Gavin Stone : Hey, a girl that chunky should know how to spell dessert.

  • Gavin Stone : Hey, Bessie. You wanna go easy on that cud?

    Lucia Rojas-Klein : Why does everything have to turn into a cheap insult with you, woman hips?

See also

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