Good Morning, Miami (2002–2004)
Matt Letscher: Gavin Stone
Quotes
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Gavin Stone : It's not witchcraft, it's a palm pilot.
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[in the dressing room]
Gavin Stone : What are you doing in here?
Penny : [Sitting in a chair, reading a magazine] I'm on my way to the warehouse to pick up some film, and with all this traffic, it might be a while.
Gavin Stone : Why are you smoking?
Penny : It's my car, I can do what I want.
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Gavin Stone : I only have so many apologies to give. This just feels too stupid to waste one on.
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Gavin Stone : You don't seem to be burdened with any sexual hang ups.
Penny : Dog, I am a slut with skills.
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[Gavin and Dylan have broken up and Jake goes to see Gavin]
Gavin : Who's there?
Jake : It's me, Jake.
[Gavin looks through the peephole, but can't see Jake]
Gavin : Prove it. Jump up.
Jake : Ha, ha. I'm short. Open the door.
Gavin : Why?
Jake : I don't think you should be alone tonight.
Gavin : Sure, make your move when I'm vulnerable.
Jake : Ha, ha. I'm *gay*.
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Gavin : You know, Silver, uppers don't make you taller.
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[Seeing Gavin's diamond earrings]
Penny : Ooooh, nice. Wanna trade? Hey, tell me, what did George Michael get for them? Oh, wait. Never mind... I already know.
Gavin (smirking) : Big words from someone who's footprints are on the front of my windshield.
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Gavin Stone : [to Jake] Tell me, do you need special scissors to split heirs like that?
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Gavin Stone : You're my girlfriend.
Penny : You're my boyfriend.
Gavin Stone : So the next step is to find beach and run in slow motion.
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Jake Silver : Gavin, a little tough on the spelling-bee champ.
Gavin Stone : Hey, a girl that chunky should know how to spell dessert.
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Gavin Stone : Hey, Bessie. You wanna go easy on that cud?
Lucia Rojas-Klein : Why does everything have to turn into a cheap insult with you, woman hips?