How to Deal (2003) Poster

(2003)

John White: Michael Sherwood

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  • [Michael is shopping around for a card for Scarlett with the "assistance" of Macon] 

    Macon Forrester : [reading a card]  Let me count the ways that this card can be used to induce... nausea, gastric distress, vomiting.

    Michael Sherwood : Yeah, go ahead and mock me, but this is serious. I need to find something funny and something sweet - just the way Scarlett is. Remember that time I got her...

    Macon Forrester : Okay. Look, here's one.

    Michael Sherwood : Not helping.

    [Macon starts reading a card] 

    Macon Forrester : "From small beginnings come great things."

    [Michael grabs the card, finishes reading it and looks up, unamused] 

    Michael Sherwood : "Congratulations on your new baby." I thought you were gonna help.

    Macon Forrester : Oh come on, lighten up, Sherwood.

    [Michael grabs another card and starts reading] 

    Michael Sherwood : "The first we met, you stole my heart."

    [Macon snatches the card from Michael] 

    Macon Forrester : "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice.

    [Michael makes a face] 

    Macon Forrester : I'm kidding, okay? It's blank inside.

    Michael Sherwood : You know something? You're not too funny, Forrester. This girl is amazing - unlike you - and she's sensitive - unlike you. And she's sexy...

    Michael Sherwood : unlike you.

    Macon Forrester : [said simultaneously]  Unlike me. There's gotta be a card... for a redhead... from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. I mean... look. Summer romance has its own section.

    Michael Sherwood : It's not a summer romance. I mean... Scarlett is...

    Macon Forrester : Standing right behind you, dude.

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