Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003–2010)
Wayne Grayson: Michelangelo, Turtle Titan, Dark Michelangelo, Metalhead, General, Karai Aide, Various, Zed, Blobboid, Bobby, Civilian, Dokepal, Foot Technician #2, Gruell, Homeless Man, Kappa Tengu, Krang, News Anchor Ivan, Nexus Guard, Old Man, Operative, Power Plant Worker #1, Soldier, Street Phantom, TV Father, The Kid, Triceraton Guard, Two Ton, Utrom
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Quotes
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Michaelangelo : Cowabunga.
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Raphael : We'll go down fighting.
Michaelangelo : I don't really want to go down at all.
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[Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello arrive]
Casey Jones : Friends of yours?
Raphael : Brothers actually
Casey Jones : I can see the family resemblance.
Michaelangelo : I'm the pretty one.
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Donatello : I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Donatello : Well, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
Splinter : I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
Donatello : The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
Michaelangelo : Because they were late for dinner?
Donatello : No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please.
[Drumroll]
Donatello : He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
Raphael : I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
Michaelangelo : Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.
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Michaelangelo : It's quiet. A little too quiet. Always wanted to say that.
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Donatello : Listen, if the Shredder hadn't have made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd all be eating fish flakes in some kid's acquarium right now.
Michaelangelo : Wow. That's really deep.
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Michaelangelo : Goodbye, dented manhole cover. Goodbye, home sweet home.
Raphael : Hello, cruel world. Come on.
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Leonardo : Can you imagine being that alone?
Donatello : You know, things may get roughat times, but at least we have each other.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?
Raphael : Come here, knucklehead!
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Michaelangelo : A very wise frog once said: "It ain't easy being green."
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Leonardo : We have to keep our wits about us.
Raphael : Don't worry, Mikey. You can share mine.
Michaelangelo : [annoyed] Oh, so now I'm witless?
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Donatello : Piece of pie.
Michaelangelo : Mmm, piece of pizza pie!
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Michaelangelo : [Finding April] Can I keep her?
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Splinter : How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Michaelangelo : This month?
Donatello : About 512, Sensai.
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Michaelangelo : What the shell is going on?
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Michaelangelo : And that's how they defeated "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".
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Raphael : Watch out for him, because something that evil always comes back.
Michaelangelo : Dude, that was great. How do you come up with those?
Raphael : Don't keep recycling the old ones, Mikey. You gotta try and find something new.
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Michaelangelo : I tried to get out of the way but then the building jumped out and attacked me.
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Michaelangelo : They don't call me "Air Mikey" for nothing.
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Splinter : You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful.
Donatello : You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises.
Leonardo : And did you see how The Shredder walked right through that fire?
Michaelangelo : Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something.
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Michaelangelo : If you'd read comics you'd know the bad guy ALWAYS comes back.
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Donatello : The elasticity of it's flesh is too resilient.
Michaelangelo : And it's really rubbery too.
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Leonardo : And, even if the Shredder is still out there, no matter what he throws at us, no matter how he messes with our lives, nothing he does will change the most important thing: that we are family.
Michaelangelo : Ha ha ha. Leo, that was off the charts on the Sap-O Meter. You been watching way too many after school specials, bro.
Raphael : Just eat your S'Mores and keep quiet, Mikey. Leo's got a point.
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Michaelangelo : [smells towel] Ahhh, springtime fresh!
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Raphael : I'll fill you in over dinner.
Michaelangelo : Dinner? Now you're talkin' my language.
Raphael : What language is that Mikey? Nitwit?
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[after entering a damp cavern]
Donatello : That's some stank.
Michaelangelo : Don't look at me, my brother. Remember, he who smelt it, dealt it.
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Michaelangelo : [after hearing about the Mousers] Boy, I'd sure hate to be a rat in this city. Oh, sorry Master Splinter.
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Casey Jones : Thanks, you guys. How can I repay you?
Michaelangelo : We accept cash, checks and all major credit cards.
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Michaelangelo : I feel like I'm in an ugly convention.
Raphael : Then you must feel right at home.
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Michaelangelo : Cowabunga.
Raphael : Mikey, I told you: no more cowabunga.
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Leonardo : Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Michaelangelo : That a great big serving of Kung Pao Chicken would be really good about now?
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Leonardo : It's getting awful ugly in here.
Raphael : Nah, that's just Mikey.
Michaelangelo : Hey, I was voted as having a smile that brightens any room.
Donatello : I sure you hope you can brighten up this one.
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Michaelangelo : COWABUNG...
[pushed into a man hole by Raph]
Michaelangelo : ... AHHHHHHHHHH! NOT FUNNY RAPH!
Raphael : Oh yes it was.
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Shredder : Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Michaelangelo : Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to... Uh... To yourself.
Raphael : [Sarcastically] Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him.
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Michaelangelo : Man, when we found out that Shredder was an Utrom, I nearly soiled my shell.
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April O'Neil : There's no way he could have survived that, right?
Michaelangelo : I don't know, April, the Shredder may play rough, he may play dirty, but he don't play dead.
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Michaelangelo : It's the end of the world as we know it... And I don't feel fine.
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Karai : Stand by, we are approaching Beijing.
Michaelangelo : 'Bout time. I really gotta go to the little turtle's room.