- Drug Agent #1: Hey, don't waste your time looking for the bombs. There're just too many of them hidden all over that ship. I say we better look for the detonator instead.
- Drug Agent #2: Uh, great, and where do ya think that detonator could be?
- Drug Agent #1: Were it up to me, I'd put it in the control room. You know, the control room. That's the center of all the electrical system. I wonder if you know where it is?
- Drug Agent #3: [pointing 2 feet away] Yeah, it's right in there.
- Drug Agent #1: Ummm. Let's go!
- Ninja #1: Allright, let's go!... Hold it!
- Ninja #2: Where did he go? He's gone!
- Ninja #1: That's right! Were missing a ninja!
- Police Captain: Congratulations, Jay. You handled your first robbery very well.
- Officer Jay: Thanks, but it's not that simple. I suspect someone's behind these robberies.
- Officer #2: I think it's those ninjas!